We left Austin Wednesday morning, which turned out to be fortuitous, events would prove. Had we left on Monday or Tuesday, as we originally planned, we would have gotten mixed up in the freak snow and ice events that hit the south this past week. Snow and ice in the south isn't the same as up north - they have no plows or salt reserves or even drivers who are experienced in driving with winter conditions. So, as anyone who was watching the news this week knows, chaos ensues. Fortunately, we had stayed in Austin just long enough that the warm up had begun by the time we caught up with the affected areas. Good thing too, because we had our share of mis-adventures on this particular road trip. Luckily, all minor and now resolved so we're ready to laugh about them. First, the one that will henceforth be known as the Cow Pasture Incident:
Once clear of the Austin city traffic the miles rolled by uneventfully, until it came time to stop for the night. That's when the fun began. We were headed for Quiet Oaks RV Park in Kinder, LA and the trouble started when we inadvertantly overshot the park's driveway. Continuing down the road we made the decision to let the GPS call the shots...not the best choice, as things turned out. The GPS tries hard, but sometimes it doesn't realize that we're in a 42 foot motorhome towing a car, or it just might make a different choice. In this case, it appeared to be a simple left turn down the next street, two rights and viola, back on the road. Oh, if only. We made the recommended turn and immediately saw that the street we were on was very narrow, with deep ditches on both sides. Coming to the first right turn, we knew there was no way we could make the tight turn onto another road, just as narrow with the same deep ditches on each side. It just wasn't going to happen. So we continued on, looking for a more viable option, until the road we were on came to a dead end in front of a farm.
So there we are, like a beached whale in front of a farm in the middle of nowhere and wondering how the hell we were going to get out of this mess. The only option appeared to be detaching the car so that the motorhome could back up and then make a three point (or four, five, six point, whatever) turn. It is not possible to back up with a tow vehicle, so detaching it looked to be our only choice. Casting an uneasy eye at the farmhouse, we hoped no territorial farmer was going to come out with a shotgun as Bill got out the gear box and prepared to unhitch the Honda.
But very luckily for us, the farmer did come out - no shotgun. He was a very nice young man who had already sized up the situation and was very kindly offering to help. In fact, he cheerfully said that we were not the first to end up in front of his property in this fix. Well, that helped us feel just a tad less dumb.
He opened up the wide gate to his cow pasture for us and then jumped onto an ATV and motioned for us to follow him, With the car still hitched behind us, we followed him onto the pasture. Several energetic cows started running alongside us (are you getting a visual here???) and we had to dodge one or two of them. Can you see the insurance report, had we hit a cow? But fortunately no cows were injured in the making of this fiasco and making a wide circle through the pasture we were able to get back out through the gate and onto the road. After profusely thanking the farmer, we were back on the road that would take us to the campground. Whew! That was - um, fun. One of those times when you just have to sit back and say "Well. Let's not do that again."
Thursday was a good driving day, with the only glitch being our stop in the worst rest area ever. We were passing through the Atchafalaya Wildlife Refuge just west of Baton Rouge, where the road turns into an 18 mile long bridge over a swamp. At one point, there was a marked highway rest area, so pulled in (driver needs potty breaks!) and found that the ramp spiraled into a pot-holed gravel road. Once into the rest area, we weren't sure how we were going to get out because the provided turn around was really tight. We should have noticed that there were no semis there - apparently the truck drivers know better and stay out of this one. But we did manage to get turned around and out of there. So no harm, no foul. We spent Thursday night at Azalea Acres RV Park in Robertsdale, AL.
Friday morning's issue was that the Honda wouldn't start. Even though it's being towed, we have to start the car up before setting out each morning and let it run for about 15 minutes, going through each gear to warm everything up before putting it into neutral and turning it off for towing. Unfortunately, the night before we had accidently left it in the accessory mode (this is towing mode, so that the wheels will turn) all night - we normally turn it completely off and take the keys out. We could have called our roadside assistance, but we were not in a populated area and it would most likely have meant a two hour or more wait. Luckily, a very nice fellow camper came over and offered us a jump. The jump resolved the problem quickly and we were able to get on our way.
Friday's drive brought no further problems, but we did see our very first snow of the winter - just a small residual amount in the ditches and along the sides of the highway here and there that was left over from the event earlier in the week. We also encounted some pretty severe fog in the morning, but while it slowed us down a bit we were able to continue on down the road. We are spending tonight at a KOA in Perry, Florida and will get into Tampa tomorrow by early afternoon. We'll be staying for several weeks at Bay Bayou, the same park where we were in November. Hopefully, no more mis-adventures for a while!
Sometimes, you just gotta laugh at yourself...